| | 19040 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0001 CHAPTER ELEVEN OF COMIC HISTORY OF ENGLAND BY BILL NYE |
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| | 19041 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0002 THIS IS A LIBRIVOX RECORDING ALL LIBRIVOX RECORDINGS ARE IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN |
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| | 19042 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0003 FOR MORE INFORMATION OR TO VOLUNTEER PLEASE VISIT LIBRIVOX DOT |
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| | 19043 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0004 ORG CHAPTER ELEVEN UNCOMFORTABLE EFFECTS FOLLOWING THE CULTIVATION |
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| | 19044 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0005 OF AN ACQUISITORIAL PROPENSITY IN ELEVEN SEVENTY THREE OCCURRED THE CONQUEST OF IRELAND |
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| | 19045 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0006 ANCIENTLY CALLED HIBERNIA THESE PEOPLE WERE SIMILAR TO THE BRITONS |
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| | 19046 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0007 BUT OF THEIR HISTORY PRIOR TO THE YEAR FOUR |
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| | 19047 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0008 HUNDRED A D LITTLE IS KNOWN BEFORE CHRIST |
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| | 19048 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0009 A RACE OF MEN INHABITED IRELAND HOWEVER |
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| | 19049 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0010 WHO HAD THEIR OWN LITERATURE AND WHO WERE ADVANCED IN THE ARTS |
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| | 19050 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0011 THIS WAS BEFORE THE INTRODUCTION OF THE EARLY MASS WHISKERS |
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| | 19051 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0012 AND PRIOR TO THE DAYS WHEN THE ORANGEMEN HAD SENT FORTH THEIR DEFIANT PEAL |
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| | 19052 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0013 ILLUSTRATION EARLY MASS WHISKERS IN THE FIFTH CENTURY IRELAND WAS CONVERTED BY ST PATRICK |
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| | 19053 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0014 AND SHE BECAME KNOWN AS THE ISLAND OF SAINTS AND SCHOLARS |
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| | 19054 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0015 TO SAY THAT SHE HAS BECOME THE ISLAND OF PUGILISTS AND POLICEMEN TO DAY WOULD BE UNJUST |
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| | 19055 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0016 AND TO SAY THAT SHE HAS MORE INFLUENCE IN AMERICA |
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| | 19056 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0017 THAN IN IRELAND WOULD BE UNKIND SURELY HER MODERN HISTORY IS MOST PATHETIC |
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| | 19057 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0018 FOR THREE CENTURIES THE ISLAND WAS HARASSED BY THE DANES AND NORTHMEN BUT |
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| | 19058 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0019 WHEN THE MARQUIS OF QUEENSBERRY RULES WERE ADOPTED |
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| | 19059 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0020 THE LATTER THREW UP THE SPONGE |
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| | 19060 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0021 THE FINISH FIGHT OCCURRED AT CLONTARF NEAR DUBLIN |
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| | 19061 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0022 HENRY HAD WRITTEN PERMISSION FROM THE POPE TO CONQUER IRELAND YEARS AND YEARS BEFORE HE CARED TO DO IT |
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| | 19062 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0023 SOMETIMES IT RAINED AND AT OTHER TIMES HE DID NOT FEEL LIKE IT |
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| | 19063 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0024 SO THAT HIS PERMISSION GOT ALMOST WORN OUT BY CARRYING IT ABOUT WITH HIM |
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| | 19064 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0025 IN ELEVEN SEVENTY TWO HOWEVER AN IRISH CHIEF |
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| | 19065 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0026 OR SUBORDINATE KING HAD TROUBLE WITH HIS KINGDOM |
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| | 19066 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0027 DOUBTLESS BECAUSE SOME RIVAL MONARCH STEPPED IN IT AND TRACKED IT AROUND OVER THE OTHER KINGDOMS |
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| | 19067 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0028 AND SO HE CALLED UPON THE ANGLO NORMANS UNDER STRONGBOW |
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| | 19068 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0029 RICHARD DE CLARE WHOSE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE |
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| | 19069 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0030 WAS THE FIRST THING OF THE KIND KNOWN TO CIVILIZATION FOR HELP |
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| | 19070 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0031 WHILE ASSISTING THE IRISH CHIEF STRONGBOW NOTICED A ROYAL WINK ON THE FEATURES OF HENRY |
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| | 19071 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0032 AND ACTING UPON IT PROCEEDED TO GATHER IN THE OTHER PRECINCTS OF IRELAND |
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| | 19072 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0033 THUS IN ELEVEN SEVENTY TWO THE ISLAND WAS PLACED UNDER THE RULE OF A VICEROY SENT THERE BY ENGLAND |
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| | 19073 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0034 HENRY NOW HAD TROUBLE WITH THREE OF HIS SONS |
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| | 19074 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0035 HENRY RICHARD AND GEOFFREY WHO THREATENED THAT IF THE OLD GENTLEMAN DID NOT DIVIDE UP HIS KINGDOM AMONG THEM |
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| | 19075 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0036 THEY WOULD GO TO PARIS AND GO INTO THE ROUE BUSINESS |
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| | 19076 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0037 HENRY HIMSELF WAS GREATLY TALKED ABOUT AND HIS NAME COUPLED WITH THAT OF FAIR ROSAMOND CLIFFORD |
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| | 19077 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0038 A RIVAL OF QUEEN ELEANOR THE |
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| | 19078 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0039 KING REFUSED TO GRANT THE REQUEST OF HIS SONS |
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| | 19079 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0040 AND BADE THEM GO AHEAD WITH THEIR ROUE ENTERPRISES |
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| | 19080 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0041 SO LONG AS THEY DID NOT ENTER INTO COMPETITION WITH HIM |
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| | 19081 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0042 ILLUSTRATION THE BECKET DIFFICULTY STILL KEPT HENRY AWAKE AT NIGHT |
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| | 19082 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0043 SO THEY WENT TO PARIS WHERE THEIR CUTTINGS UP WERE NOT NOTICED |
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| | 19083 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0044 THE QUEEN TOOK THEIR SIDE AS ALSO DID LOUIS OF FRANCE AND WILLIAM KING OF SCOTLAND |
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| | 19084 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0045 WITH THE BECKET DIFFICULTY STILL KEEPING HIM AWAKE OF NIGHTS ALSO |
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| | 19085 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0046 THE KING WAS IN CONSTANT HOT WATER |
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| | 19086 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0047 AND FOR A TIME IT SEEMED THAT HE WOULD HAVE TO SEEK OTHER EMPLOYMENT |
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| | 19087 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0048 BUT HIS MASTERLY HIT IN MAKING A BAREFOOTED PILGRIMAGE TO THE TOMB OF |
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| | 19088 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0049 BECKET THUS SECURING ABSOLUTION FROM THE ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY TURNED |
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| | 19089 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0050 THE TIDE WILLIAM OF SCOTLAND WAS MADE A PRISONER IN ELEVEN SEVENTY FOUR AND |
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| | 19090 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0051 THE CONFEDERACY AGAINST THE KING BROKEN UP THUS |
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| | 19091 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0052 IN ELEVEN SEVENTY FIVE THE CASTLE AT EDINBURGH CAME INTO THE HANDS OF THE ENGLISH |
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| | 19092 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0053 AND ROAST BEEF WAS SUBSTITUTED FOR OATS |
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| | 19093 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0054 IRISH AND SCOTCH WHISKEY WERE NOW INTRODUCED INTO THE NATIONAL POLICY AND BITS OF BRIGHT ENGLISH HUMOR |
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| | 19094 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0055 WITH FOOT NOTES FOR THE USE OF THE SCOTS |
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| | 19095 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0056 WERE SHIPPED TO EDINBURGH HENRY HAD MORE TROUBLE WITH HIS SONS HOWEVER |
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| | 19096 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0057 AND THEY EMBITTERED HIS LIFE AS THE SONS OF A TOO FROLICSOME FATHER ARE APT TO DO |
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| | 19097 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0058 HENRY JR DIED REPENTANT |
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| | 19098 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0059 BUT GEOFFREY PERISHED IN HIS SINS IN A TOURNAMENT ALTHOUGH GENERALLY THE TOURNAMENT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CONDUCIVE TO LONGEVITY |
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| | 19099 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0060 RICHARD WAS CONSTITUTIONALLY A REBEL AND AT LAST COMPELLED THE OLD GENTLEMAN TO |
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| | 19100 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0061 YIELD TO A HUMILIATING TREATY WITH THE FRENCH IN ELEVEN EIGHTY NINE |
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| | 19101 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0062 FINDING IN THE LIST OF THE OPPOSING FORCES THE NAME OF JOHN HIS YOUNG FAVORITE SON |
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| | 19102 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0063 THE POOR OLD BATTERED MONARCH IN ELEVEN EIGHTY NINE |
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| | 19103 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0064 SELECTED AN UNOCCUPIED GRAVE AND TOOK POSSESSION OF SAME |
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| | 19104 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0065 ILLUSTRATION THE UNHAPPY FATHER SANK INTO THE GRAVE |
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| | 19105 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0066 HE CURSED HIS SONS AND DIED MISERABLY DESERTED BY HIS FOLLOWERS |
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| | 19106 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0067 WHO TOOK SUCH CLOTHING AS FITTED THEM BEST AND WOULD HAVE |
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| | 19107 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0068 PAWNED THE THRONE HAD IT NOT BEEN OUT OF STYLE AND UNAVAILABLE FOR THAT PURPOSE |
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| | 19108 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0069 BESIDE BEING SECURED TO THE CASTLE |
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| | 19109 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0070 HIS OFFICIAL LIFE WAS CREDITABLE TO A HIGH DEGREE BUT |
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| | 19110 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0071 HIS PRIVATE LIFE SEEMED TO CALL LOUDLY FOR A GOOD COMPETENT |
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| | 19111 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0072 DISINFECTANT ILLUSTRATION WHEN RICHARD WAS SICK THE GENEROUS SULTAN SENT HIM FRUITS AND ICE |
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| | 19112 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0073 RICHARD KYUR DUH LEONG AS THE FRENCH HAVE IT |
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| | 19113 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0074 OR RICHARD I OF THE LION HEART |
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| | 19114 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0075 REIGNED IN HIS FATHER'S STEAD FROM ELEVEN EIGHTY NINE |
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| | 19115 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0076 TO ELEVEN NINETY NINE HIS REIGN OPENED WITH A DISAGREEABLE MASSACRE |
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| | 19116 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0077 THE JEWS WHO HAD BROUGHT HIM SOME PRESENTS TO WEAR AT |
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| | 19117 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0078 HIS INAUGURAL BALL WERE INSULTED BY THE POPULACE |
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| | 19118 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0079 WHO BELIEVED THAT THE KING FAVORED A MASSACRE |
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| | 19119 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0080 AND SO MANY WERE PUT TO DEATH |
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| | 19120 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0081 RICHARD AND PHILIP OF FRANCE ORGANIZED A SUCCESSFUL CRUSADE AGAINST PEOPLE |
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| | 19121 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0082 WHO WERE NOT DEEMED ORTHODOX AND SUCCEEDED IN BAGGING A GOOD MANY IN SYRIA |
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| | 19122 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0083 WHERE THE WOODS WERE FULL OF INFIDELS |
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| | 19123 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0084 RICHARD HOWEVER WAS SO OVERBEARING THAT PHILIP COULD NOT GET ALONG WITH HIM |
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| | 19124 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0085 AND THEY DISSOLVED PARTNERSHIP BUT RICHARD CAPTURED ASCALON AFTER THIS |
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| | 19125 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0086 HIS ARMY WAS TOO MUCH REDUCED HOWEVER TO CAPTURE JERUSALEM |
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| | 19126 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0087 SALADIN THE OPPOSING SULTAN WAS A GREAT ADMIRER |
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| | 19127 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0088 OF RICHARD AND WHEN THE LION HEARTED KING WAS ILL SENT HIM FRUITS AND EVEN ICE |
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| | 19128 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0089 SO THE HISTORIAN SAYS WHERE THE SARACENS GOT THEIR ICE AT THAT TIME |
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| | 19129 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0090 WE CAN ONLY SURMISE |
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| | 19130 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0091 PEACE WAS ESTABLISHED AND THE PILGRIMS WHO DESIRED TO ENTER THE HOLY CITY |
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| | 19131 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0092 WERE UNMOLESTED THIS MATTER WAS SETTLED IN ELEVEN NINETY TWO |
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| | 19132 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0093 ON HIS RETURN RICHARD WAS COMPELLED TO GO INCOG THROUGH GERMANY |
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| | 19133 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0094 AS THE AUTHORITIES WERE OPPOSED TO HIM |
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| | 19134 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0095 HE WAS DISCOVERED AND CONFINED TILL A LARGE RANSOM WAS PAID |
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| | 19135 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0096 PHILIP AND JOHN THE KING'S BROTHER DECIDED THAT RICHARD'S EXTREMITY WAS THEIR OPPORTUNITY |
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| | 19136 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0097 AND SO CONCLUDED TO DIVIDE UP HIS KINGDOM BETWEEN THEM |
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| | 19137 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0098 AT THIS DRAMATIC MOMENT RICHARD |
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| | 19138 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0099 HAVING PAID HIS SIXTY THOUSAND POUNDS RANSOM AND TIPPED HIS CUSTODIAN |
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| | 19139 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0100 ENTERED THE ENGLISH ARENA AND THE JIG WAS UP |
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| | 19140 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0101 JOHN WAS OBLIGED TO ASK PARDON AND RICHARD GENEROUSLY |
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| | 19141 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0102 GAVE IT WITH THE EXCLAMATION |
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| | 19142 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0103 OH THAT I COULD FORGET HIS INJURIES AS SOON AS HE WILL MY FORGIVENESS |
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| | 19143 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0104 ILLUSTRATION RICHARD TRAVELLING INCOG THROUGH GERMANY RICHARD NEVER SECURED A PEACE WITH PHILIP |
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| | 19144 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0105 BUT DIED IN ELEVEN NINETY NINE FROM THE EFFECTS OF A WOUND |
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| | 19145 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0106 RECEIVED IN FRANCE AND WHEN BUT FORTY TWO YEARS OF AGE |
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| | 19146 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0107 THE LONGEVITY AMONG MONARCHS OF THE PRESENT DAY IS INDEED GRATIFYING |
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| | 19147 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0108 WHEN ONE READS OF THE BRIEF LIVES OF THESE OLD REIGNERS |
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| | 19148 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0109 FOR IT SURELY DEMONSTRATES THAT ROYALTY |
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| | 19149 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0110 WHEN NOT CARRIED TO EXCESS IS RATHER CONDUCIVE TO HEALTH THAN OTHERWISE |
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| | 19150 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0111 RICHARD DIED FROM THE EFFECTS OF AN ARROW WOUND AND ALL HIS FOES IN THIS ENGAGEMENT WERE HANGED |
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| | 19151 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0112 EXCEPT THE YOUNG WARRIOR WHO HAD GIVEN HIM HIS DEATH WOUND |
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| | 19152 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0113 DOUBTLESS THIS WAS DONE TO ENCOURAGE GOOD MARKSMANSHIP |
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| | 19153 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0114 ENGLAND GOT NO BENEFIT FROM RICHARD'S GREAT DARING AND EXPENSIVE PICNICS IN PALESTINE |
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| | 19154 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0115 BUT OF COURSE HE ADVERTISED GREAT BRITAIN AND FRIGHTENED FOREIGN POWERS CONSIDERABLY |
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| | 19155 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0116 THE TAXATION NECESSARY TO MAINTAIN AN ARMY IN THE HOLY LAND WHERE BOARD WAS HIGH KEPT ENGLAND POOR |
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| | 19156 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0117 BUT EVERY ONE WAS PROUD OF RICHARD |
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| | 19157 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0118 BECAUSE HE FEARED NOT THE FACE OF CLAY |
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| | 19158 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0119 JOHN THE DISAGREEABLE BROTHER SUCCEEDED RICHARD AND REIGNED SEVENTEEN YEARS |
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| | 19159 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0120 THOUGH HIS NEPHEW ARTHUR THE SON OF GEOFFREY WAS THE RIGHTFUL HEIR |
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| | 19160 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0121 PHILIP WHO KEPT HIMSELF IN POCKET MONEY BY STARTING ONE HORSE REBELLIONS AGAINST ENGLAND |
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| | 19161 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0122 JOINED WITH ARTHUR LONG ENOUGH TO EFFECT A TREATY IN TWELVE HUNDRED |
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| | 19162 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0123 WHICH KEPT HIM IN GROCERIES SEVERAL YEARS |
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| | 19163 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0124 WHEN HE AGAIN BROUGHT PRINCE ARTHUR FORWARD BUT THIS WAS DISASTROUS |
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| | 19164 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0125 FOR THE YOUNG PRINCE WAS CAPTURED AND CRUELLY ASSASSINATED BY REQUEST OF HIS AFFECTIONATE UNCLE |
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| | 19165 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0126 KING JOHN TO BE A RELATIVE OF THE KING IN THOSE |
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| | 19166 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0127 GOOD OLD DAYS WAS GENERALLY FATAL |
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| | 19167 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0128 LET US REJOICE THAT TIMES HAVE SO GREATLY IMPROVED |
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| | 19168 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0129 AND THAT THE WICKED MONARCH HAS LEARNED TO SEAT HIMSELF GINGERLY UPON HIS BOMB INFESTED THRONE |
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| | 19169 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0130 ILLUSTRATION JOHN CAUSED ARTHUR TO BE CRUELLY MURDERED END OF CHAPTER ELEVEN |
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| | 19170 | ductapeguy-20070619-com/mfc/com0131 READ FOR LIBRIVOX DOT ORG BY SEAN MCGAUGHEY |
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